"I'm not working in the food industry anymore"

Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake — which had been sprinkled with human feces.

Unknown is what motive the shop owners, Saeed Hasmi Jan Yadgari, might have had for selling excrement icing. Was this a practical joke played on infidels? The P.C. British press isn’t getting into that, of course.

At least one of the owners seems to realize that his days as a restaurant owner are over:“I’m not working in the food industry anymore. I want to do something else.

“We are sorry for the people who ate it,” he said. The new owner says the take-out restaurant has taken chocolate cake off the menu.